June 2013
why is a nip slip such a big deal like ??? you have a nipple??? on your boob???? wtf???? a boob nipple???? that’s fucked up put it away????? no. there are men walking around out there full on topless with both nipples blazing loud and proud so you can take your anti girl nipple bullshit and shove it up your tiny asshole
“You can’t sing to that, it’s instrumental.”
Fucking watch me.
BEST PHOTO IN EXISTENCE.
The Beatles-“When I’m Sixty-Four”
“Send me a postcard, drop me a line
Stating point of view
Indicate precisely what you mean to say
Yours sincerely, wasting away
Give me your answer, fill in a form
Mine for evermore
Will you still need me, will you still feed me
When I’m sixty-four?”
my left hand cant do anything right
that last text post reminded me of this film fest we did in high school. our production class was split into groups and we got to make funny films for april fools day, and the school could donate money for a ticket to see our films. In our class we get to choose a “winning” group who made the “best” film. My film didn’t win. Which was fine. But when it came to the film fest, the audience laughed and laughed with my writing and my directing and my work and man. That felt great.
making people laugh is literally the best feeling ever
and making people happy.
My friend Kayla’s cat, Mason, needs medical attention for his separation anxiety. Kayla is the only mother he’s known, and his condition brought on a urinary tract infection a year back. If Kayla can’t pay the medical bills, her parents are forcing her to take him back to the shelter. Mason has been an awesome companion for her, and she needs him about as much as he needs her. Any donation will help :)
- us government: *accidentally likes your pic from 2009*
my boyfriend wanted to go running today… but he’s still asleep. sooooooo guess not…
HI
I am the potoo
I spend most of my time sitting on the edges of tree branches,
pretending to be a stick or dead leaf
it’s not as easy as it looks
I sing virtually exclusively around the period of the full moon
because, according to legend,
I am a mournful spirit in love with the spirit of the moon
I approve of this so much.










